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Smoofing 

When you sniff crack off of your boyfriends ass and he farts and gets white crack in your face.
Last night me and kristine were getting down and dirty but then she decided to go smoofing, and i aint fuckin that bitch again.
Smoofing by Uananinominious April 26, 2006
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1.to make out on a park bench with an incredibly beautiful girl
2.to watch the wizard of oz at a low volume,while listening to pink floyds dark side of the moon and smoking a heavy amount of highly potent dank
1. dude i had a dream last niht the me and me woman were just smooging in the middle of nowhere
2.my young lad,have you ever experienced smooging?
smooging by lucas mcrevere June 14, 2004
smoking weed with cool people.
I'm smooling tonight with Jake, Adam, and Shan-Ban.
smooling by llamatits November 14, 2004
My boy and I tried to watch some tv, but we ended up smooning on the couch.
smooning by gottahavfaith December 13, 2008
My boy and I tried to watch some tv, but we ended up smooning on the couch.
smooning by gottahavfaith January 29, 2007

Spoozing 

A hybrid of shopping and pub crawl. Also known as a man's way to tolerate Christmas shopping by injecting booze into the scenario.
Later today I'm going spoozing with a buddy of mine, hopefully we don't get arrested.
Spoozing by Ricky "The Dick" December 21, 2010