sistering 

When you're friends with someone just to meet their hot sister

Why are you hanging out with him, he's such a jerk?
I know, but have you seen his sister?
I get it, sistering.

sistering by H. Archer May 24, 2016

Sisterianlol 

A tall giraffe-like human that lives with its beloved pet rat dog and worships Taylor Swift

OH SHOOT! I just saw a sisterianlol in the hallway, it’s long ass neck scared the shit out of me!

Sisterianlol by Meggersthelittest September 30, 2021

Sauterize

1. To take advantage of one's slightly superior position at an office by making desperate and nonsensical comments to younger women in the hope that they will be naive enough to find it cute.

2. Unleashing one's alcohol-fueled loneliness leaving the recipient sexually victimized to an extent that recalls the effect of being sodomized by a step-father or likewise quasi-authority figure.

3. To prevent the matriculation of male trainees to full-time employment as a means of not diluting one's pussy pond.

4. To grow a salt and pepper goatee; to view open rejection as flirtation.

1. Michael: Wow, look at the hat you're wearing, I am genuinely impressed with your ability to warm yourself.

Girl: Please stop smelling your hand.

2. Girl 1: Hey, why are you hiding behind the corner?

Girl 2: Michael is hovering around my station if I get Sauterized one more time tonight I'm going to need to get a rape kit done and then join an improv comedy troupe.

3. Girl 1: What happened to that hot hipster with the big teeth, I haven’t seen him around?

Girl 2: Michael trained him.

Girl 1: God! Why does he have to Sauterize every possible sex partner? He has turned this place into a wasteland of Spanish speaking homos and muffin-top slampigs. Why can't he just go home and let his dog lick on his salt and pepper beard while he masturbates to Gossip Girl?

Girl 2: He has a dog?

Sauterize by Anette Nora January 8, 2009

sisterin

like bredrin
slang for sister
like girl friend

"yo girlfriend"
"yo sisterin!!"

sisterin by spanj June 2, 2004

Sisterwife 

The spouse of a native from the state of Kentucky.

My sisterwife & I have been together for a really long time; I met her when my mother gave birth to her.

Sisterwife by Manta Raye December 30, 2007

SISTERIA

similar to "sister" just with a cooler twist. Also the opposite sex of "brotato" just much cooler.

That my sisteria you be hitting on!

SISTERIA by smeowsmeow January 4, 2011

sistering 

if your sister is a lesbian, the act of her scissoring with her partner

hey, i'm coming in, quit sistering!

sistering by unoenglish November 29, 2011