Shlit 

the act of shitting whilst slipping at the same time. this word was created when someone tried to say shit and slipped at the same time which made the word shlit.

"oh no i shlitted in P.E"
"i have never Shlit in my life"
"and as i tripped i felt myself starting to shlit"

Shlit by ZeEpicSmileyFace October 18, 2013

Shlit 

A word of intense litness.

Mom: what are you doing
Daughter: getting shlit

Shlit by Drugssex June 6, 2018

Shlit 

A combination of "shloshed" and "lit". Meaning that you are drunk to the point of very limited function but you feel incredibly rapturous. Can also be used to describe an Event involving lots of alcohol and shocking and/or awesome happenings.

"Dude that party was shlit"

"Bruh I got so shlit last night"

Shlit by Scott Krause March 31, 2017

SHLiT 

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SHLiT by PippeRAWiDee December 31, 2021

Shit Flicks 

When you shit in the woods while camping and you run out of toilet paper. While exercising your last shit ticket you get some shit on your hand and need to get it off by shaking and flicking vigorously.

My hand was still covered with shit flicks as I tried my best to wipe

Shit Flicks by will bitten October 5, 2016

Oooh Shit 

Knowing or seeing something bad was about to happen.

When Julio was caught by his wife cheating at the Bar he was like Oooh Shit!!

Oooh Shit by will bitten January 23, 2017

Shit Pains 

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )

Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.

Shit Pains by will bitten March 6, 2017