Clit Shit 

A term for child Birth, and a weird ass one at that.

“Bro, my wife’s about to take a clit shit”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”

Clit Shit by zfin87 January 3, 2019

shit on my clit 

The phrase “shit on my clit” is derived from “suck my dick”—but it sports a clever rhyme and equally disgusting connotation. It was first discovered in Barrington, Rhode Island in 2010.

The phrase can be used: 1. to express extreme frustration; 2. in complete sarcasm to another who may be of general inconvenience to you; 3. with supreme elation or joyfulness, contradicting its meaning in a symphony of ironic vulgarity.

It can be used by either gender, despite its reference to the clitoris.

Expressing extreme frustration:
“Shit on my clit!”

With sarcasm:
“Yeah, asshole, keep shittin’ on my clit.”

Supreme elation:
“Shhhitttt on my clit!”

shit on my clit by br33n March 22, 2011

Shit on my clit 

Used to express shock, horror or excitement.

Abbreviation - SOMC

Well shit on my clit if I don't look thuglife in a couple of those pictures

Shit on my clit she accepted my friend request !

Shit on my clit by Milf pussay destroyer May 9, 2020

Clit To Shit 

When a girl uses a strap on to fuck an asshole and goes all the way inside. Basically balls deep but for women.

I was pegging my boyfriend and he asked for more, so I went full on clit to shit. He moaned like the little pussy he is.

Clit To Shit by Big Dick Nine December 22, 2017

2 in the clit, 1 in the shit 

another way to say shocker!

we all have givin a girl 2 in the clit, 1 in the shit atleast once in our life right guys?

2 in the clit, 1 in the shit by Ryan Stuffick May 17, 2005

Shitclit

when you take a shit and it gets stuck in your clit

"when i went to wipe my ass, i got stuck in a shitclit situation."

Shitclit by dabaeshea6 August 24, 2016

Shitclit

Wiping backwards.

You have a shitclit

I wiped backwoods when I took a dump ok

Shitclit by Cum bucket December 26, 2016