Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth 

Harry Motherfucking Styles

friend 1: “oh dude have you seen The Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth ?”

friend 2: “You mean Harry Motherfucking Styles?”

friend 1: “yeah”

Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth by harrystyleslover678 January 25, 2020

Sexile 

Noun- Like “exile” but in the context of being exiled from your room by your roommate(s) so that they can have sex.

Can also be used as a verb. Happens frequently in college dorms

Yeah I’ve been sexiled again, Jared’s been getting so much pipe, kinda sucks to not be in my own room, but you gotta help a brother out.

Hey roomie, hate to sexile you again but Adam is really hot, and he has game

Hey Jenna, you’ve been sexiling me a lot recently, and I just wanted to ask if you and Theresa could do it at her place sometimes...

Aye bro, you’re in sexile too? Dang, should we just fuck as well then?

Sexile by Gottaketchemall March 12, 2019

Sexiled 

To be exiled from your appartment or room because your roomate is having sex with someone.

Hey, can i sleep at your place tonight, I've been sexiled from my place.

Sexiled by CoreyBois May 2, 2006

Sexify 

verb- to make something or someone sexy.

Wearing a formal uniform will sexify a man.

"You need a makeover. Try an Army uniform to sexify your look."

Sexify by Anna "Mags" Tasker May 1, 2008

Sexican Standoff 

A stalemate between you and your significant other when you both want to have sex, but neither wants to do all the work.

My husband and I wanted to have sex last night, but we were both too tired. It was a serious Sexican Standoff.

Sexican Standoff by Amarillo Bird August 25, 2013

sexio

a form of ambush / beating usually not serious and mostly done by friends on eachother .
they usually last a short time unless a theif or a lawi is found.

Tip: to avoid malice , just nab one guy...the smallest and also start on him.

guy: if you fart and sneeze at the same time.....does your body take a screenshot?

bros: (silence) ….But ah ah you've BAA. Nada nada SEXIO.

sexio by signature AP May 15, 2020

sexiled 

when you cannot go in your room because your room mate is having sex

man, i'm sexiled for the whole night, can i crash at your place!

sexiled by nastygurl March 9, 2004