Sgt. A 

An underground emcee from Hackensack, New Jersey known for his 90’s Boom Bap era style of rapping. He’s a mixture of Big L, Eminem, Nas, Biggie, Redman and many others. His mission is to push the hardcore and rugged sound of Hip-Hop forward.

Rapper - Who tf is Sgt. A?

Emcee - You don’t gotta know him, he’s with us.

Sgt. A by RawAzUnderground68553 April 12, 2023

Sgt. Johnsoned 

When an Individual that is severely awesome, seemingly impossible to kill, and who may or may not "know what the ladies like", is betrayed by an ally while his best freind(s) watch in horror.

refers to Halo 3's Sgt. Avery (kick your ugly alien ass) Johnson.

Arron:THE FUCK NICK!?!?

Nick:What!?

Arron:You just Sgt. Johnsoned Cory you Teamkilling Assmonkey!!!

Sgt. Johnsoned by Mr.Mohawk December 27, 2011

sgt castro 

A black hearted soulless Sgt of marines who will stick his foot so far up your ass, his toe nails tickle your tonsils. The mere whisper of his name invokes fear in even the most battle hardened of staff NCO's. He is one hell of a hard charging pipe layer. Rah devil.

"did he just say burpees?"
"Shit!! Yeah, what a Sgt castro!"

sgt castro by Thebighorn February 11, 2017

Sgt. Grumbles 

A ranking officer in the Bear Military, primarily known for his role in the "Grumbles Massacre", where he allowed his unit to come under heavy attack by the rebel Lion Forces resulting in their complete slaughter. At the time, Sgt. Grumbles had found a cache of honey and had consumed it all.

"Sgt. Grumbles! Launch the counter-offensive! Sgt. Gruuuuummbles!"

Sgt. Grumbles by Johnathon Wibworth III Esq. September 24, 2005

Sgt. Frog 

(a.k.a Sergent Frog)a weird but funny manga about aliens that look like demented frog people that are "suppoeively" trying to take over Earth but can't since their plans are strange and can't really work.

buy your copy of Sgt. Frog today!!!

Sgt. Frog by Fart! May 13, 2005

SGT 2000 

Shitty Green Trucks / 2000. A Drummondville Kebecstand based trucking outfit notoriously known for hiring English-challenged people and of having some drunk dispatchers and cute secretaries with high bang-ability factors.

They usually have Mack trucks and Volvos and are underpowered. But newer models are introduced to make up for lost time.

Legend has that Cornholio once worked for this company but was kicked out for failing a drug test at American Customs hence they thought he was smuggling corn in this rectal receptacle.

They're a not bad company to work for, IF you have EXPERIENCE or speak Kebeckstander.

Dan: What do you call an SGT 2000 truck going against a McKevitt Trucking truck?

John: What??? Whatt?

Dan: Special Olympics tsee heheheheheheee

John: That's so true...

SGT 2000 by Damn Damn Danno October 2, 2005

Sgt. Pepper's 

1.) Short for the Beatles album Sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band.

2.) The best album of a band.

Too bad their first album was already their Sgt. Pepper's.

'Harvest' is Neil Youngs Sgt. Pepper's. - You serious? 'After the Gold Rush' is!

Sgt. Pepper's by Schmierwurst March 29, 2009