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Sextellectual 

A phenomenon in which a dumbass guy uses random 'bouts and bits of knowledge to try and get dat poosay/impress girls. Most likely has no idea in hell what they're talking about, yet the "nerds" who do, get no recognition from the opposite sex whatsoever.

Jilted as fuck, bro.
Jock: "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate."

Clueless Girl: "OH MY GOD!11 UR SO SENSITIVE, TAEK ME NAO"

Jock: "Score!"

On-looking Nerd: "Shit, man. What a sextellectual...."
Sextellectual by testesonetwo November 28, 2009
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Sexterior 

A hot body/sexy exterior. Totally superficial
She told me she never made the first move before me. I legit bring it out of people. DAMN this sexterior
Sexterior by as1776 January 22, 2015

One Seated Lamborghini 

A person who believes in a philosophy that life is like a car on the road and true happiness can only come from one's self and being single for life. The car represents one's life and the seats are the people who are in it. The driver is "YOU", the passenger seat represents a "PARTNER" and the back seats represent "CHILDREN". AND THERE'S ONLY ONE SEAT IN THAT BITCH FOR YOU.

The car will be dropping in 2034
"THE CAR ONLY FITS ONE PERSON NIKOLA, AND IT'S FOR ME!!"

"I believe in the One Seated Lamborghini theory"
when female has sex to get into a Gang, this is instead of being beated in. but you only you get love no respect.
she got sexed in to avoid the beat in.
sexed in by EAZY-T October 22, 2007

Sexed out 

To engage in constant intercourse, to the point where you aren't in the mood for quite amount of time.
During our honeymoon, we constantly went at it to the point where we were both sexed out.
Sexed out by Jalapeno Flavor September 7, 2010
One who partakes in Sexting.
Steve : What did my girlfriend text you last night!?

David : Psh. I'm not telling you, but that girl is one strange Sexter.
Sexter by Lousy-David March 17, 2009