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Jason Segel

Actor/Screenwriter, 29 years old.
Began career on the tv show "Freaks and Geeks" playing Nick. Currently stars in the NBC hit "How I met your Mother" as Marshall.
Featured in a handful of tv shows and movies such as "Knocked Up" but is best known for his leading role in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". Segel also wrote the screenplay. He has said in interviews that he based his 10 years of hapless dating when writing FSM. You can catch his most recent film "I love you, Man" now. He is also writing Disney's the new Muppet movie. He likes to play with muppets. He also can play the piano and composed some of the soundtrack for Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Jason is an extremely talented dude. And while his career is on FIRE he comes across as humble, lovable and genuine in interviews. He is a present day "every man" . He claims to not be very successful when it comes to dating and has even used real life heart beaks in his work. He has a very large fan base of women who think he is dreamy.

He dated ER actress, Linda Cardellini from 2001-2006. He was seen several times with Drew Barrymore in 2008. And there was some speculation about Evan Rachel Wood when photos surfaced. He is currently "painfully single" (as of April 2009)

Jason was raised in the Pacific Palisades of CA. He has a older brother, Adam, who is 4 years older and a younger sister named Alison (Ali) who is 6 years his junior. His Father is a successful corporate attorney and his mother is a home maker.

Jason enjoys Muppet's, drinking, music, basketball, comedy and women
Jason Segel is today's version of Jimmy Stewart.

Jason Segel by millymoo303 April 8, 2009
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Tom Sewell 

Tom Sewell is the leader of the National Socialist Network of Australia and currently a political prisoner writing Mein Kampf v.2

Hail Victory!
Tom Sewell by AussieAdo88 June 11, 2021
- German for soul
- Also the backers of Nerv who want to implement the Human Instrumentality Project in the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion
Gendo: I hate Seele, always screwing with my plans.
seele by Gendo Ikari September 24, 2006

Sewell Park 

1. A great park where a river runs right through it located next to campus at Texas State University, when your driving by there on the first hot friday afternoon of the year, have your insurance ready because you will crash looking at all the nice ass laying on the grass of the hill.
2. Awesome place to go chill.
1. Holy shit i love texas state because of Sewell Park. Yes!
2. Dude im hungover you wanna go chill at sewell?
Sewell Park by TxStateStudent112 February 28, 2009

Sexalicous

1.Something so hot it needs to be licked 2.Cain Thompson,Kyle Jalin
Wow look at that chick she is super hot I think we can classify her as Sexalicous
Sexalicous by PelvicThruster April 14, 2010

Semelparity 

'Big Bang' reproduction. An organism that only breeds once and dies soon after breeding.
Sheila the lamprey went out with a bang after a night of hot semelparity
Semelparity by Tdiddypornx June 8, 2011
In french it's hmmmmmm yes you see it's hmmmmmm it's the event of a woman and a men and they hmmmmm oh you see I know you see what I mean
Je fait le sexe avec Marianne.
Sexe by Doubarnational April 25, 2017