Asshole sensor 

A device that detects how much of an asshole someone is but if your name is evan it just will say mega gay

Evan.use the asshole sensor on me
Straight man. Ok
Evan. What's it say
Man. Your gay

Asshole sensor by Ass gass out blast October 20, 2021

Heartbeat Sensor 

A bullshit attachment that noobs use when playing Call Of Duty. In case you never played the game, it sticks out of your primary weapon and red dots flash on it when an opponent is near. When using a weapon with a heartbeat sensor attached, the user will usually camp in a corner of a room and watch it closely until someone comes close so they can easily kill their opponent. In my opinion, it is a more annoying attachment than the noob tube.

Stru: WTF! How the hell did he know I was there?! I didn't know it was possible to screen watch online!

Bryan: Nah, man. Calm your nuts. It was just another noob and his heartbeat sensor.

Heartbeat Sensor by NotMattStru January 23, 2010

proximity sensor 

The nerve sensor inside your rectum that causes you to feel an increasing urgency to poop the closer you get to a toilet. The proximity sensor is activated by an already present need to take a crap. Once in the vicinity of a restroom, your proximity sensor will alert you that you are running out of time to reach the toilet and drop your pants, or suffer the consequences...

As I walked towards the bathroom, cheeks tightly clenched, my proximity sensor went crazy and I nearly pooped my pants before I could sit down.

proximity sensor by igottago... July 29, 2011

Sensor Excel-lent 

Getting head while shaving in the shower.

Jesse: Katie gave me a sensor excel-lent for my birthday.
Dan: She's a keeper.

Sensor Excel-lent by cloakedagger December 10, 2013

Sensor 

Anything you power and it gives crap back.

I built a toilet sensor. Every time someone flushes it sends out a tweet.

Sensor by Limber Pelvis November 2, 2014

sensor 

1. (adj) An incorrect version of "censor."

Somebody has to sensor my horrible spelling.

sensor by Levy Penkstein June 9, 2007

wallet sensor 

The sensor installed inside the drivers seat of most modern vehicles. It is designed to detect the thickness of the drivers wallet and activate when the drivers wallet becomes too fat. It usually triggers vague and inconsequential check engine lights that can only be diagnosed and fixed by the dealership at an exorbitant price. The sensor is usually designed to activate about 3-6 months after the car is out of warranty. Once the sensor has detected that the wallet has become sufficiently thinner it will then wait 6-9 months before reactivating and will continue to do so in perpetuity.

The wallet sensor triggered my check engine light. Only the dealership has the equipment to read the code. They said it will be $300 for a diagnosis.

wallet sensor by 03specv February 2, 2021