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Schofield middle school 

A gay ass school. The teachers swear this school good asf. All the teachers there rude asf and dress code u and yell at you for everything. The bitches there rude asf and loud. The bathroom stay smelling like fucken weed and half the girl’s gay but stay sayin they straight. There’s a 99% chance 2 girls are fucking in the bathroom or there’s someone getting there dick sucked. The Asians there ain’t shit they act like they all that and only hang out with other “Asians” even if they ain’t. Half the girls there already lost they virginity while the sixth graders think they the shit. Some kids swear they was raised in the ghetto and swear they know how to fight till it’s time to and they pussy off. The niggas there musty and don’t know how to shower and swear they dick big. Peoples nudes are constantly air dropped and don’t even get me started on some of those god damn cheerleaders.
Some kid: aye you know schofield middle school

Another kid: oh ya didn’t they just sum nudes air dropped the other day?
Schofield middle school by Yourmom8484 September 28, 2019

schofield classic 

When Schofield gives you head in High park
Man I got the Schofield classic yesterday when I was out

Gary Schofield 

The cancer that is killing Gaia Online. He first gained infamy when he, as CEO, laid off most of Gaia's good employees and replaced them with dimwitted yes-men led by his sidekick Jason Loia (whom he made the COO). Afterwards, he began selling virtual items for as high as $1000 to fund the flop that would later be known as Tentacl. Later, he introduced gold generators to drive up the prices of everything in Gaia's marketplace up to the point that spending real cash became the only option to enjoy the site.

He earned the ire of the users for his money-hungry ways. To secure his control as the totalitarian autocrat of the site, he ordered the mods to censor the forums and silence users who single out him and/or his puppets. He received the nicknames "Goldemort" and "he-who-must-not-be-named" because people who mention Gary's real name in the forums attract the banhammer often.

Many among Gaia Online's once-loyal users and employees have left, and Gaia will continue to suffer unitl Gary and his cronies are exterminated.
The Gaia Online that we all once knew and loved is indeed dead. And its murderer's name is Gary Schofield.

User1: You can win 1 trillion gold from a gold generator?
User2: No. That's just a cheap marketing strategy that Gary Schofield aka Goldemort hatched while at his vacation house in Zimbabwe. Nobody is actually going to get 1tril from it
Gary Schofield by DopamineBaby November 9, 2014

Pulling a Schofield 

To "Pull a Schofield", one has to take complete disregard for others feelings - especially close friends and family - in order to facilitate personal gain...thus screwing over your mates

A slight twist on this is the remark "classic schofield" where someone points out that someone has pulled a schofield, and another responds with "classic schofield" this is multi purpose
Will was caught 'Pulling a Schofield' this morning when he told Tom about Tims secret of cracking onto Toms sister. Tim had told him this in strict confidence.

Nikesh found out that Will had 'Pulled a Schofield' when he contacted his account to find out that Will had added himself to their suppliers list instead. Nik found this odd as they were good friends and colleagues.

Tim found Will cracking onto his mum while he was out of the room. He told Mike about this who responded 'Classic Schofield'
Pulling a Schofield by Wills mum September 20, 2012

Joe Schofield 

simply perfection the coolest, most popular, most outgoing, funny, sexy ,most athletic people ever are named joe always the life of the party and everyone's bestfriend and the girls just cant stay away kinda guy , very laid back and can charm his way out of anything, Loves to act funny yet knows how to be serious. The most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Joe, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. He doesn't care much for play fighting. Josephs always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. You don't have to even meet him to know he is the one for you. Unsure of himself at times. Knows what he wants and goes after it. Hard to read his mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones he loves. Will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world.
LOOK THERES JOE SCHOFIELD! LEts go and ask him out, hes so good!!!
Joe Schofield by madfrankie12345 August 17, 2011

Phillip Schofield 

Noun.

For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
‘Hey boss. Sorry I was in the bathroom so long earlier; today’s was a real Phillip Schofield!’

‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?

-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
Phillip Schofield by JonnyPee February 8, 2020

philip schofield 

Is god
philip schofield by Philipisagod February 19, 2018