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Seed Satchel 

An Extremely Large Scrotum with Extremely Small Testicles. The "Tiny Burden" only Asian Men Suffer from. Also a Very Good Nickname.
Liang-Po: We Have Brains, Good Parents, Skills in Video Games, and Very Popular. What Don't we Have?

Jamal: Balls Po, You Don't Have Balls. You Have a Huge Scrotum and Tiny balls. You Know What, I'm Going to Start Calling you Seed Satchel.
Seed Satchel by .Woody. October 27, 2007
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Similar to Munsoned, but the Sanch version. When you think you have the world in your hand, only to see an epic collapse. Some see it as bad luck, but people who get Sanched are perennial losers with every opportunity possible. Eventually the Sanch's lack of morals and values catch up to him and leave him wondering what the hell just happened.
Guy #1: Hey what happened to the Sanch last night? I saw him leave the club with a hot girl and he gave me a thumbs up on the way out.

Guy #2: Bro he dropped a shitload of money on her and she asked him to drop her off at her ex-boyfriends house.

Guy #1: Damn, he got Sanched in the middle of nowhere.
Sanched by Big Ern McCracken November 18, 2013
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Wig snatched 

When someone posts a BOMB selfie and your wig flies all the way to Mars
Crush: posts a selfie that is good enough for the gods

Me: wig snatched and detached
Wig snatched by Pinto fried bean September 7, 2018

my wig flew/snatched 

a phrase used to define extreme shock and being surprised because of something that you saw.
" omg did you see that jillie edit, my wig flew/snatched i can't anymore!"

snatched my weave 

A phrase used to describe being astoundingly impressed
Holy shit! Did you see their dance choreography? Parris Goebel just totally snatched my weave
snatched my weave by Cocomon March 4, 2016
A trendy shot to order when you are out with the fellas containing one part Jägermeister and one part Fireball Cinnamon Whisky.
Hey boys, the only thing that can make this night any better is a round of satchels!
satchel by Koontzie March 31, 2017

snatched 

Used to take the place of 'on fleek', 'perfect', 'on point' or 'fashionable'.
Girl your outfit is snatched. Your make-up snatched huny. They just hatin cause im always snatched.
snatched by plumcoco October 10, 2016