The lowliest, douche-bagiest, most useless
police department in the entire state of New
Jersey. They hang out by the high school "speed trapping", what used to be "the grove" & most infamously the commuter parking lot. They can be found in groups of 2 or more congregating talking about their fat wives & their sucky lives.
They're good for nothing...well that is other than harrasing anyone between the ages of 16 & 25. They're great at giving tickets for stupid shit. Some say they can
even smell when you're car is parked on the wrong side of the street on street cleaning
day(s) from a mile away; well that or from the Dunkin Donuts.
They
love breaking ...or attempting to break up parties because they were the
kids who never got invited to any parties or got beaten up in high school.