1. Saying, "I want to wear your
ass as a hat!" when you mean, "Baby your butt looks good in those apple-bottom jeans."
2. Saying, "I love you" while standing with your
girlfriend in a Sani-hut. Actually, saying "I love you" anywhere near (or within smelling distance of) a Sani-hut can be seen as romantical.
3. Telling your
girlfriend that you want to facebook the f*ck out of her.