post-masturbation realisation 

That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.

Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.

post-masturbation realisation by kansas54 August 6, 2017

relationship relaxation 

when you have been in a relationship for a decent amount of time, and you start to become a careless slob.
some things that are affected by relationship relaxation include:

hair- you probably don't style it much, and think that a 'bun' is good for going out

clothes- you start wearing track pants and huge jumpers around your partner because hey, who are you trying to impress?

weight- you start putting on weight and letting yourself go, using the 'they will love me no matter what' excuse.

general manners and etiquette- you find yourself burping and doing disgusting things around your partner, and for those who are really relaxed, you might even slip in a fart or two!

girl one: hey, i'm just going over to my boyfriends for a bit

girl two: your wearing your pajama pants and that ugly jumper your nan knitted you, i mean did you even brush your teeth?

girl one: oh it doesn't matter to him, he loves me

girl two: hunny, your suffering from some serious relationship relaxation!

relationship relaxation by banginbabe March 23, 2011

Relaxation 

Something I will never experience

Good luck trying to find relaxation.

Relaxation by Crusty grandma June 24, 2021

Relaxation 

The one thing in our lives that disappears sometime between middle school and freshman year that dosen't come back until we are old and wrinkly and have nothing to do but watch our grandchildren.

Guy 1: Dude, when will I get some time to just sit and rest?
Guy 2: When you're 90. And What you want is relaxation... should of enjoyed it while you could.

Relaxation by posioncupcake November 17, 2011

Relaptionship 

Entering into a new relationship after completing rehab which results in relapse.

Bro, you just got out of rehab and hooking up with that girl you met there will only result in a relaptionship.

Relaptionship by Handy Anne October 21, 2022

Gentleman's Relaxation Time 

Common parlance for the screening of pornography, and the following session of masturbation, used to refer to this act and at the same time maintain the persona of a true gentleman.

Sir Worthington: My good man, care for a game of bridge?
Sir Harddick: No thank you, good sir. I am due for gentleman's relaxation time.
Sir Worthington: Indeed, as your maiden has left you for another gentleman.

Gentleman's Relaxation Time by StainlessSteal July 7, 2011

relaxation 

the point after having sex or siting naked in a really comfy chair (or both!)

that was a good 3 hour bang baby but now its time for some serious relaxation!

relaxation by Fred the breadrin March 11, 2003