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There's Bees in My Recorder

Funniest damn phrase to say at school.
During Mr. Harper's 3rd Grade Music Class:
Me: (raising my hand)
Mr. Harper: Yes Michael?
Me: There's bees in my recorder!
(whole class laughs)
Mr. Harper: That's nice.

hate recorder 

(n) the part of the human mind that remembers specific events that makes the person very angry
I had the hate recorder going when I heard the two dumb people talking about the news
hate recorder by irvine1992 March 10, 2011

Roblox Screen Recorder 

A shitty recorder with low fps and way too overused.
Get a screen recorder! Not this roblox screen recorder crap!
Roblox Screen Recorder by heyonow October 30, 2018

Du Recorder 

A record app for PC. It's free to use, but when you record, It'll show up somewhere with the text "RECORDED WITH DU RECORDER".
Yo bro, let's use Du Recorder!
Sounds good, buddy. I'll use it.

RecD (Recorder Dude) 

A YouTube personality who takes songs from videogames like Deltarune and Hotel Mario and adds lyrics to them. He also is the producer of Under Song.
Person 1:Hey do you know who RecD (Recorder Dude) is?
Person 2:Hell yeah! His songs are awesome!

Persian Recorder 

When a female giving oral sex is timid, only putting the tip of the penis into her mouth and barely touching it with her fingertips, as if she were fingering an instrument.
"I was excited when I thought she was going to give me a blowjob, but it turns out I just got a Persian Recorder."
Persian Recorder by V6 September 14, 2009