Jeff Reardon 

verb
The act of owing someone $3.16, Jeff 'The Terminator' Reardon's career ERA.

Noun
Any male born in the year 1979.

(1.) Yo, bitch, you owe me a Reardon and a Tony Pena. Shit.

(2.) Hey baby, you're a Virgo? I'm a Reardon. Maybe we should bone.

Jeff Reardon by Wade_Boggs June 24, 2005

Dumbass Reardon 

In Texas Hold'em, a 2 and a 7 of any suit in the "hole". Commonly regarded as the worst possible hold cards to have.

The Skunk went "all in" before the flop and Margie called her with the Dumbass Reardon!

Dumbass Reardon by Patti Rose May 18, 2006

devin reardon 

a reaallyy sexy dude who will fuck anything that comes his way

catty devin reardon

devin reardon by kasya March 23, 2010

retardon 

The result of someone who is turned on by a mentally handicapped person causing a boner, based on the combination of the words "retard" and "hardon."

"I accidentally clicked on some retard porn and I was surprised when I got a total retardon!"

retardon by The Urban Queen Again August 25, 2013

readonding 

Both reading and responding to a blog post. Combines the words reading, and responding.

Jack is a big fan of Jill's blog, that's why he's always readonding.

readonding by Hitter1015 March 17, 2011

@realDonaldTrump 

A Twitter account to give you cancer. It really works, just grab a computer, search up cancer, and there it is! Donald Trump!

@realDonaldTrump: I Love fucking my mexican wife it is like a wall, nice and flat for my small dick. we all love spaghetti dont we? I love hurricanes.

@realDonaldTrump by Jayonbod199 September 10, 2019

henry rearden 

Henry Rearden is one of the main protagonist in Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged. Rearden is an industrialist and a "man of the mind."

Rearden began working at an ore mine at fourteen years old. For the next sixteen years, Henry Rearden disregarded weariness, and became an expert in metallurgy.

When Rearden was thirty years old, he bought the ore mine that he worked at. The mine had nearly been closed down, but under his management, it flourished.

Later in life, Rearden bought an abandoned steel mill. Ten years later, he produced the first pour of Rearden Metal, a new product that was stronger and lighter than steel.

Rearden Metal became very popular, and as a result, it was stolen from its maker. The rights to Rearden Metal were taken away from Mr. Rearden in the name of the "people."

Seeing as how Mr. Rearden was no altruist, he did not like that one bit. He joined the strike with John Galt, and he gave a big middle finger to the commies.

"Son, why can you not be like Henry Rearden?"

henry rearden by Мудак February 12, 2017