realuzed 

user @joesaraluvr and @nanamispigtails ' favorite word

"You kin sayo gf"
"i was about to say "tsugumi"
then i realuzed you were talking about lisa"

realuzed by joesaraluvr October 2, 2021

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more. 

hi there

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more. by diggorypip586 May 13, 2022

Realizer 

A hybrid between a womanizer and the realization of 'I-could-do-so-much-better-than-this-piece-of-shit'!
Basically, the guy who seemed interesting at first, but soon turns out to be the stepping stone to something better. A wake-up call for the inner romantic. A necessary failure in the ever-challenging dating game.

Samantha: So, how are things between you and Dave?
Candice: Don't even ask! It was, like, so great at first. But, after I met Ricky, I figured Dave was just a realizer.

Realizer by abwolverine February 7, 2017

When you realize you have school this Monday 

When you realize you have school this Monday and it's no longer the weekend and you didn't prepare for school.

When you realize you have school this Monday.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

When you realize you have school this Monday by TheAngryNerd June 7, 2019

You realize 

If our eyes would have met, I would have been in your arms…

At some point, again you realize, I will be in your arms ❤️❤️❤️

What you do to me!!! I have to go to work and I can’t stop smiling

I love you!!!

You realize by My ❤️ will never stop 4u January 13, 2023

Realize the dream 

To smoke weed in bed while laying on your back.

(Just woke up, still in bed): "What do you wanna do right now?"

(Roommate): "Let's realize the dream."

Realize the dream by the 420 chick March 13, 2011

realize 

When you send a text to a person and the person ignores it instead of replying, than goes "offline" and responds after like 2 hours with an excuse, why they didn't respond earlier. The truth is, the person doesn't want to do anything with you. Instead of telling the truth, the person will tell a lie.

Hey, you wanna play a game or talk?
*Gets ignored
You realize it

realize by MyMindIsAlwaysRight January 14, 2022