race vulture 

Someone who intentionally tries to inflame racial tensions.

A person who deliberately and/or maliciously says something (regarding race) they know is not accurate in order to create dissent.

Person 1: "That white cop shot the suspect because he was black"

Person 2: "No he didn't. He shot him because he pointed a gun at the cop. You sound like a Race Vulture.

race vulture by Urbanisnturban May 2, 2019

Race Hustler 

A term coined to describe those individuals of a particular race who project themselves into the media spotlight as spokespersons whenever there is an alledged racial incident which involves their race. The use of the word "Hustler", included as a part of the term, also implies that these individuals expliot a racial situation to serve their own interests.

Recently, this term has often been used to describe the Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton as "Race Hustlers".

Race Hustler by Roger W. Dawson April 20, 2007

human race 

A group of highly evolved assholes who mysteriously appeared on the third planet from the sun in a tiny solar system who spend their meaningless, short lifespans trying to figure out themselves, the world around them, and their fellow assholes. As of late, a solid conclusion to the problem of their existence has yet to be found, and continued conflicts between different groups of assholes plague the minuscule planet on which they reside, as well as the human race itself.

"Hey, Joe. Did you hear the news last night?"

"Yeah. That's some twisted shit. Man, I hate the human race."

human race by Pessimistic-Panda September 14, 2014

Race Huckster 

Someone who plays on people's racial prejudices to draw attention to themselves or make money, by exploiting situations where people of one race are pitted against those of another.

That Al Sharpton is definitely a Race Huckster.

Race Huckster by lou22 August 14, 2012

elephant race 

When one truck attempts to pass another on the highway, but lacks the power to pass. Ultimately the two trucks remain side by side holding up everyone behind them for miles because nether one of them wants to lose the race.

"Oh great!! now we're stuck behind an elephant race"

elephant race by tomgun007 October 4, 2013

Wikipedia race

A fun little game to play, where two or more people set a starting page and an ending page, both of which are titles of articles on Wikipedia. Then, using only the links within the text of the article, the goal is to find a way to the ending page before your competitor(s).

A sample Wikipedia race:
Start: Roger Federer
End: Internet

One way is: Roger Federer, to Switzerland, to Europe, to North America, to United States, to Culture of the United States, to Internet!

Wikipedia race by ALMN568 November 11, 2006

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019