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queefing vagina 

is a gaping pussy that just can't keep the air in.

common amongst apes, promiscuous women, children, and your slutty mom.
Last night it was difficult to hear the movie over your mom's queefing vagina

queefing weeble 

As a verb: upon having exemplary intercourse it is the act of a woman queefing and then shakily walking to the bathroom to clean up. "She had the queefing weebles when he was done with her."
As a noun: a woman with a sneezing unicorn in her vagina. "She's a queefing weeble."
You're going to give me the queefing weebles!
queefing weeble by GrinHard April 18, 2017

Queefing Chode 

A chode which queefs. It usually effects those with a chodezilla.
I was at the party and all the sudden i heard a farting noise from this guys zipper. It was a queefing chode.

Queefing Beauty 

(noun) Slang- a phrase coined from the infamous slutty fairy tale princess Sleeping Beauty. While Sleeping Beauty slept uncontrollably, one who is a "queefing beauty" queefs unctrollably like rytas after having sex with his "girlfriend". Not meant as an insult but more as a descriptive device that evades having to say "my girlfriend farts through her vagina a freakin' lot!".
Guy 1: Whoa, that dang rytas was at it again last night!

Guy 2: Dude, i know, i heard her queefs in the middle of the night.

Guy 1: Holy christwagons! She's a Queefing Beauty!

queefing cunt syndrome

Queefing cunt syndrome (QCS) is a rare disorder acquired by dirty bitches who smear it foward and are prone to bacterial infections especially caused by clostridium perfringens, an organism that causes gas gangrene in infected tissue.
Maricon had an incredible bout with queefing cunt syndrome last spring.

Queefing Merkin 

Queefing Merkin a way to define police officers especially up a local mountain in Brisbane where it has a sections of road known as the Glory Hole TT. The term is used to define primarily traffic cops and sometimes the location of them
There were some Queefing Merkins at the cafe or there is a Queefing Merkin hiding gap side of jolly’s
Queefing Merkin by Streetrossi January 17, 2023