Quantity Surveyor

An adorable man who thinks only with numbers but when conversing with women talks only with the language of love. If he were an animal he'd be a mule, i.e. he lives in a group but when his time has come he walks alone in the desert and accepts his fate.

'Hey John I saw Rusty the other day, he's a Quantity Surveyor'...gasping, John replies 'wow Pete, I hear they are phallic gods with the brain power of Stephen Hawking'...'too true John, I'd give my left nut-sack and an hour of cunnilingus with Thora Herd's (RIP) rotting corpse to be a Quantity Surveyor'

Quantity Surveyor by Rusty-Horny-But-Crusty December 15, 2008

quenning 

A sexual position that places the male under the female. She sits on his face and his mouth is placed directly under her vagina. The rest of his face is either under the females arse. Part of his mouth is free in order to breath. The position is meant so the male performs cunnilingus on the female. It is a position for cunnilingus. While it may seem the male is placed in a somewhat slavish position, it is very stimulating for the female, because the males head wont move a lot.

"The girlfriend and boyfriend wanted an easy way to give cunnilingus, so they practiced queering"

"Jill queened her husband last night"

quenning by mISTA Y June 27, 2004

Quanti 

Quanti

"Man! That was quanti seven!"

Quanti by Quanti Jr. August 28, 2013

Quantinium 

Quàn-tin-e-yum

The quantum of energy

The quantinium of the sun allows the sun to shine.

Quantinium by Neailotron June 20, 2016

Quandingle Dale

An absolute chad. Quandingle Dale is the main character. Quandingle dale will fix your fatherless family situation, and give you the life you always dreamed of, because he's just that godly.

Noteworthy members of the Dale family include:
-Quandingle, of course
-Hitler
-Barack O Bama
-George Floyd
-Anne Frank
-Michelle Obama
The Dale family originated during the civil war period. They single-handedly turned the tide of battle by drowning the opposition in cum. Abraham Lincoln, another member of the Dale family, became president of the USA. After many generations, Quandingle himself is helping humanity,

Ayo Bro, did you hear about 'that' Quandingle Dale.

No
Ya lol he's literally a chad i would let rub his booty up on me anytime omg.

Quandingle Dale by RaviTheRealMan February 20, 2022

quanning

the art of hitting the quan

"hey Brandon, Brock has not stopped quanning!"

quanning by Brisimonetti March 14, 2016

Quani 

One of the coolest, funniest, most down to earth people you will ever meet. Quani is very wise and knowledgeable so people value Quani's opinion and often turn to them for advice. A Quani can be sweet, charming, and attractive, but don't get on their bad side. That sweetness and good looks can turn into an ugly sour patch real quick.

When I'm around Quani, everything just feels so right.

Quani by QJ Dripped March 15, 2017