Nacho Puncher 

An old boxer who is past his prime who refuses to retire no matter how many times he gets his ass kicked. Aka Rocky

I went to the fight last night and saw a Nacho Puncher. It got ugly.

Nacho Puncher by bearsnake September 11, 2013

cock puncher

A loud-mouthed, brash redneck, especially known for overt displays of power equipment, such as jacked-up trucks with fake testicles on hitch or powerboats with blaring music

I was canoeing down the fjord when some cock puncher flipped me with their wake!

cock puncher by TLRJohnny May 10, 2019

Super Puncher

A super puncher is one who is the ultimate cowboy, such as Dale Brisby, The Super Puncher is Colton Priest.

That there is a super puncher.

Super Puncher by Diego PHD in Fuckery April 26, 2019

baby puncher 

Something that causes extreme frustration. A level of frustration that would cause a person to punch a baby.

"This game is such a fucking baby puncher!"
"TRAFFIC IS SUPER BAD! IT'S A REAL BABY PUNCHER OUT THERE"

baby puncher by gomer_the_sissy September 30, 2010

muffin puncher 

Someone at Dunkin Donuts who punches muffins, yet to be delivered, with the sole purpose of relieving stress.

I'm glad he didn't kick the dog, but did that Muffin Puncher really have to ruin my coffee cake pastry?

muffin puncher by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 5, 2014

Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3 

An arcade game in Doom III, where you get to punch a turkey 'til it explodes! Now THAT is true entertainment. ^.^

"You can find this fun game on the first level of Doom III, in the cafeteria."
-me

Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3 by Dave August 15, 2004

Dick Puncher 

A man who punchs his own dick in the belief that it will make it strong and virile, and also to assert dominance over ones own dick and to teach it who is boss.

The act of dick punching involves cupping the dick in one hand and punching down on it with the other. Usually some form of flavouring is poured on the dick prior to punching it. This may include (but not limited to) salt, pepper, tobasco sauce, "The Black Scot" whisky, etc.

Dude 1: Hey, WTF is Sam doing over there?
Dude 2: Oh that - he's a dick puncher
Dude 1: Why the fuck would you punch your own dick?
Dude 2: Fuck knows

Dick Puncher by The_Black_Scot November 22, 2009