pokute

a blob shaped animal (vegetable?) found in the Japanese animated series Jungle Wa Itsumo Hale Nochi Guu!

The word seems to have derived from a 100 ms sample of Muhammed Ali's "Rumble In The Jungle" speech taken out of context and used in the song Fushigi No Pokute!!

Pokute? tastes disgusting!

pokute by Pokute April 8, 2004

Empire of Pootea 

(This is all fiction. I did minimal research on the Kanem-Bornu Empire part so most of what I say is b.s.)

An Empire lasting from 1859 B.C.E-1380 A.D. Was a long-lasting empire that took over most of Central Africa and North Africa. Though going through several Civil-wars in its life, Pootea was mostly a prosperous empire. A notable civil war was between the brothers Fhat Dihk and Thihn Dihk which lead to the burning and shrinking of the Pootean Territory.

Fhat Dihk was hated, Thihn Dihk used this opportunity to create a coup which was very effective. When the switch of rulers happened, Thihn Dihk turned out to be a tyrant. So it started the "Age of darkness" where there would be a coup and a switch in Rulers almost every year, it caused many of the Pooteans to suffer. Leading to the change of name. Kanem would eventually fall but it would be succeeded by The Bornu Empire transforming into The Kanem-Bornu Empire. It too would fall to colonialism. What remains of Pootea are found in the archeological findings, stories, and songs told by the Pooteans of the past.

The Empire of Pootea was cool.

Empire of Pootea by Emperor of Pootea January 20, 2021

Ponte Las Pilas 

Spanish. Imperative form.
To be proactive, to work harder, to become less naïve

"I got ghosted by that girl I told you about."
"Ponte las pilas, bro. You're always getting played."

Ponte Las Pilas by user7359 June 30, 2021

polterwang

the "phantom penis" effect certain pants have upon the female form.

"These new jeans make my ass look great but give me a polterwang when i sit down."

polterwang by freak nasty March 17, 2007

pootertainment 

Entertainment to make the lonely act of pooping more bearable.

I forgot my pootertainment last night, it was like shitting in the 90's

"Why do you still play Candy Crush?" "Because that game is awesome pootertainment"

I went rogue on my pootertainment, read every bottle in my bathroom

pootertainment by aimecc April 28, 2014

pooterpotamus 

noun
1. a large vagina
2. a whiner

Derived from the rare African animal.

Keith won't get a tattoo, he is being a pooterpotamus.

Kristin has had sexual intercourse with many, many men. She has a pooterpotamus.

pooterpotamus by jkdizzle February 10, 2008

ponte vergas 

Usually said when someone is not doing there work. And you tell them to prepare for the work ahead of them

Ponte Vergas, vas a trabajar ahora

ponte vergas by Spanish Translator.com May 27, 2017