potatonet 

When one's internet speed is reduced to that of dial-up.

"I went over my internet limit for this month, now I have Potatonet."

potatonet by A TF2 player October 22, 2017

Pootation 

A powerful fart that stinks really bad, with possible followthrough

I just farted, may have caused a pootation

Pootation by NorwegianCthulhu May 10, 2020

Potatoons 

The best youtuber

Person 1 : “Hey, did you hear potatoons posted a new animation”

Person 2 : “Wow, I should subscribe to him”

Person 1 : “SUBSCRIBE TO POTATOONS OR ELSE I WILL STEAL YOUR POTATOES”

Potatoons by Potatoons 🥔 November 10, 2021

potatoing 

its when you tape a potato to your dick to make the tip bigger during sex

Baby tape a potato to your dick and lets do some potatoing

potatoing by shrekisgod420 December 17, 2016

potatoing 

Spending lazy time on a couch watching tv, from the expression couch potato

- What have you been doing this weekend ?
- Nothing, just potatoing

potatoing by Bastien April 28, 2008

Potatoing 

When someone acts Insanely crazy or starts asking questions that make no sense. Usually happens due to lack of sleep.

Aiden: can worms cry...?

Emma: go to sleep, your potatoing
Aiden: I lock worms up in my basement and use their skin as pencil grippies
Emma: go to sleep, you're potatoing too much

Potatoing by Potatoing September 14, 2016

polation 

The act of travelling (swinging, perhaps) between two poles. Obviously.

A polation between concrete and abstract sounds appealing.

polation by everypolesagoal May 17, 2016