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Polygamist Opportunist 

Someone who promiscuously or loosely invests their time in no fewer than four businesses, hoping that some of them would be obscenely profitable.
By not being faithful to his main business of halal products, polygamist opportunist Hamid got his fingers badly burned by partnering with “infidel” partners into the roller-coaster crypto business.
Polygamist Opportunist by Fasters August 18, 2023
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Polygamami

A sugar mama that affiliates with many sugarbabies.
What a spicy lady, she's got to be a polygamami
Polygamami by stygiandepletion February 20, 2019

Polygamy 

A serious trusting relationship with multiple partners (because it's not cheating if you have no secrets and all partners are alright with you bringing another into the group) and without marriage (because marriage is only used by governments and religions to control stupid people). The larger the group gets, the more consent is needed to bring in new partners. Polygamy is not the same thing as an open relationship because in an open relationship you see and do who you want without asking for anyone's consent first.

The reason the government rejects polygamy as a way of living now is because;

A. The world is based on money, and households are based on a two person income so people work all the time, barely pay their bills, and still maintain I high level of debt while the kids are taken away by the school system and brainwashed to think learning is to repeat what is told to them.

B. They are still forcing religious views and beliefs upon all the citizens, to try and keep everyone stupid, unable to think for themselves and unable to act on their own.

Conclusion: Everyone has a right to their own beliefs, and most laws are just the beliefs of others being forced onto you from birth so you are never aware and still blindly follow. It's time to ask yourself and everyone else "Why?".

Send this definition to all of your friends, FUCK RELIGION, WE ARE THE PEOPLE, WE WANT A FREEDOM OF NO RELIGION. We want a society based on intelligent thought, not blind ignorance.
Polygamy can consist of;

A. One Man And Many Women
B. One Woman And Many Men
C. Many Men
D. Many Women
E. Many Men And Many Women
Polygamy by Selective January 17, 2011

polygamize 

To create the illusion that a woman is part of a polygamist organization usually through clothing choice and hair styling.
"Did you see Judy's hair today?"
"Yeah, I think she likes to polygamize..."
polygamize by LovelyLaura May 14, 2008

Bird Polygamist 

A bird that takes part in polygamy and has amazing Kahoot abilities.
Get down with the Bird Polygamist baby.
Bird Polygamist by GruntToeCristy February 10, 2022

Oblivious Poligamist

A big celebrity who is unaware that he/she has multiples wives/husbands.
Shelly: Oh my god! I'm so in love with Benedict Cumberbatch!
Johana: I know! I'm married to him, he just doesn't know yet ;)
Shelly: Oh hell no! He's married to me!
Johana: He's just an oblivious poligamist then!

polygamy 

1. to have more than one wife.
2. to be honest with your partner about your filandering / desire to have sex with other women.
3. to have a harem
I was going to dump Amanda and hook up with Margaret but we decided to engage in some polygamy instead.
polygamy by s: August 19, 2004