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Slick Pocketed 

Unknowingly having sex with a slutty female who’s pussy has been creampied by another dude within the last hour.
I hooked up with that chick Ashland last night and I’m pretty sure I got slick pocketed cause my balls were covered in some really wet lookin nut. Oh yea braaaaahhhh that was my nut. I creampied her in the laundry room about 20 minute before you two went upstairs. Nasty brooohhh.
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Star-Pocketed 

Taking your hands and putting them down someones back pocket, while squeesing thier butt.
He Star-Pocketed you too?!
You Star-Pocketed eight other girls?! Man your beast!
Star-Pocketed by uhmdork?? July 24, 2011

polly-pocketed

When a male strategically places the tip of his genitailia into the belly button of a person of whatever sex he chooses.
Dude I polly-pocketed the shit out of her and turned that outie to an innie

piggy pocketed 

catching someone stealing funds from your piggy bank.
I walked into my room only to find my younger brother had piggy pocketed my secret cash stash.
piggy pocketed by rbyrd April 9, 2008

hip-pocketed 

To be under another's control, usually through blackmail; to be in someone's hip pocket
After Jake knew Eric's secret, he was pretty much hip-pocketed
hip-pocketed by sattorah November 25, 2010

pocketidit 

verb. to nearly be caught masturbating/jacking off and quicly "pocketing" your dick to avoid getting caught
i nearly got caught masturbating yesterday but luckily i pocketidit
pocketidit by sgt.plachenkov February 28, 2011

pocketer 

Noun: A person who engages in the process of pocketing. A person who has been pocketed by someone else often chooses to pocket another person in a sort of competition among pocketers who try to steal the most pockets. Pocketers label the pockets which they have stolen and keep them as a sort of trophy.
Jack, Mike, and Kyle are all pocketers trying to steal Neil's pockets.
Jack thinks that he is a better pocketer than Kyle because he has more pockets than Kyle.
Kyle was disappointed after pocketing Tyler because he was not able to keep the pocket.