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Playmate Tessi 

A narcissist Neo-Nazi known for her gestapo of simps, making fun of cancer patients, claiming "all Jews need to be gassed", claiming she is "so gorgeous and beautiful", and when asked why she did/said anything she did, she replies with, "I was just being famous"
me: watching Playmate Tessi's interview on Dr, Phil made me lose most of my braincells
Simps: Don't talk bad about her you fiend!
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playmate tessi fans 

being the ultimate simps who are so beyond crazy its impossible
"dude their really playmate tessi fans"

prison house playmate 

a young attractive girl who is into prisoners sends them dirty pictures and dirty letters
prisoner1:i lucked up i got me a prison house playmate
prisoner2:i wish i could meet 1 how old is she
prisoner1:19 fresh meat

playboy playmate 

A very beautiful woman with a hot body and super sweet. She’ll never let her boyfriend down because she’s so perfect and no man can resist her. She’s the girl next door that every guy dreams of. She’s perfect in every aspect, she’s your partner in crime and in the bedroom 😍💋
Every guy wishes to date a Playboy Playmate!

Dinah Willis Playboy Playmate and model 

Name widely used to link to porn sites but
Dinah like most of the vintage playmates was a sweet girl next door type with perhaps a bit of a Marlyn Monroe complex.
Dinah Willis Playboy Playmate and model
see her vintage playboy.

playdate 

n. a scheduled appointment for children to get together and play.

Playdates are typically arranged between parents of babies, toddlers and children up to age four and are then kid-requested for children ages five to eleven (still coordinated via the parents).

A playdate is at least two children but can include three or more children.
All four of us are going to bring our Nintendo DS games... this is going to be the best playdate ever!
playdate by Ziggy_Susan March 30, 2009

Playdate 

A date where grown ups, whom would never otherwise be friends, force their children to play together, to avoid raising a sociopath.
We should get Jimmy and Jane together for a playdate this weekend.
Playdate by Kimmah78 June 29, 2018