Skip to main content

shit pipe 

Little glass pipes you can make or usually buy at tobacco stores (oil burners) that you smoke crystal meth(shit, tweak) out of.
Me (To store clerk): Hey can I get an oil burner?
Clerk: Yes.. (Shows up 2 different kinds of shit pipes)
Me: Nah, let me get the skinner one please.
Clerk: Okay, that will be 5 dollars.
Me: **Thinks to self**....Fuck yah, my other pipe was all burnt and made the shit taste no bueno!

NOTE: Fuckin' stay away from the shit man, TRUST. 60% of the meth you buy on streets ain't even shit, more like toxic leftovers from the production process and crap that ameturs made and THINK is meth.
shit pipe by Weslack November 16, 2006
shit pipe mug front
Get the shit pipe mug.
See more merch

shit pipe 

A large pipe that delivers IBS-induced shit from the house to the bay.
Oh damn, the shit pipe is backed up again.
shit pipe by m.maggiora December 31, 2009

shit pipe 

shit pipe is when a woman places a drain pipe in her pussy and someone shits down it
nickl shited in his girl friends shit pipe
shit pipe by nickllll February 5, 2009

Shit pipe 

When you are fucking (piping) a girl and she is shitting.
Man she's so fine, I'd shit pipe that b*tch.
Shit pipe by Shit piping god March 24, 2017

Catfish Shit Pipe 

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.
Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old Catfish Shit Pipe last night. It straightend her right out!

Catfish Shit Pipe 

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.
Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old catfish shit pipe last night. It straightend her right out!

shite pipe 

Scottish word meaning the anal opening, "The Arse Hole".
"Dave shafted Sammy up the shite pipe".
shite pipe by D-BUCK May 13, 2005