pillage 

the act of "beating up the pussy" with the penis and/or the cunt hooks to the point that the piss fenders are turned inside out.

Scott: "Hey Barry, did you know that when I was in college during the better part of the 80's I pillaged my through 2 sororitites and a midget?"

Barry: "What about that tard?"

pillage by backdatassup24 November 5, 2010

ass pillager 

One who engages in anal sex. Generally used to describe homosexual sex where one partner sticks his penis deep into the other's rectum as if looking for pirate treasure. Also see ass pirate.

I know he's an ass pillager, but he has a good eye for the straight guy!.

ass pillager by Isaac Fontaine December 8, 2003

pillage your village 

a pirate pickup line
to have crazy sex with a woman

1. Yarr could i pillage your village

2. dude i totally pillaged jessica's village today

pillage your village by wassup wassup October 5, 2007

'pillared 

(cater)pillared; the act of transforming into a noble and celestial space caterpillar, most likely due to the presence of Space Jesus or psychoactive chemicals.

Yo, that secret Space Jeezey set had me 'pillared af, fam.

Omg im totally trying to pillar tonight, we gotta find the K...

Dude look at that guy he's pillaring .

'pillared by anonymous May 15, 2018

Pillagersexual 

A sexual attraction to pillagers

Nova: Bro Pillagers in minecraft are so hot I wanna fuck them
Truly: I think you’re Pillagersexual

Pillagersexual by 0nxva0 June 3, 2021

Pillayed 

To get Pillayed is to get your belongings taken by Mr Pillay with his shiny malteser head at NSBHS often followed by the quote, "He just got pillayed"

James: Ryan just got Pillayed
Austin: Sad life...

Pillayed by DasIchbien_tres_dix-neuf42 June 14, 2022

Pillared 

A probe of one's digestive tract using a wax product of the same name.

Did you just see Mary get Pillared? That was off the hook!

Pillared by SupaLeetUrbanKewlGye August 12, 2004