hong kong phooey chop 

The most deadly chop in all the galaxies. Only mastered by Hong Kong Phooey, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, God, and Jackie Chan. This move can split atoms, destroy matter, it can do anything.

Hong Kong Phooey always gets the villians with the Hong Kong Phooey Chop

hong kong phooey chop by Flaretixderp February 14, 2014

hong kong phooey 

The cheap version of the real thing.

I didn’t want to pay for an official Apple phone case so I got the Hong Kong Phooey version on eBay

hong kong phooey by DannyDDK August 13, 2019

Perma-phooey 

When something is so hilarious you crap your pants, and that crap is there for life. Its not goin' nowhere, and you can't do shit about it.

Justin: "Dude that show is absolutely hilarious."

Togs: "I know man i laughed so hard i made a buncha phooey in my pants!"

Justin: "Proudayou man, you get that out yet?"

Togs: "No dude that phooey ain't goin nowhere."

Justin: "Dude you got a bad case of Perma-phooey."

Perma-phooey by t-dogs mcgee October 4, 2011

Pooey Transaction 

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)

"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"

Pooey Transaction by Terry Balls January 14, 2008

Phoney Baloney 

A substitute to the word "lie/s" and to a extent "bullshit". When presented with false-hood information and wanting to declare that all that was said is classified as a lie.

Whats with all the "phoney baloney" that your providing me with, I trusted you with my posessions and i blatantly see a dent on my car.

Thats "phoney baloney" to your claim of being hurt from my mini jab to your shoulder

Phoney Baloney by SquirrelPower February 17, 2008

Pooey Ballies

Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.

"Hey.. hey you! Gimme the best pooey ballies that you got, PRONTO!"

Pooey Ballies by thc2099 June 14, 2008

phoney-bologna 

Pronounced "fō'nē-bu-lō'nē".
How some people spell the phrase, "phony-baloney" -- which means nonsensical and/or foolish

{From a website featuring staged "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:

That goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake CGI "General" gets out of the gates first because that goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee is trapped in the cereal cabinet by the family cat which has decided that now would be a good time to spray the cabinet doors.

phoney-bologna by Telephony March 4, 2015