Christmas Perineum 

The three days of work between Christmas and new year.

What time off have you got over Christmas?
I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(

Christmas Perineum by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018

perineum 

1) The surface region of the body, situated between the anus and the genitals.

2) The week between Christmas day and New Years day.

Hey Shazwayne, what are doing for the Perineum? I'm gonna spend the whole week sixtynining myself.

perineum by AnRoMo December 28, 2011

the perineum parfait 

Adding sweets such as whipped cream or flavored jellies to the area between the anus and vagina (or scrotum). Preferrably with a cherry on top.

"Last night Rich got out the whipped cream and made me into "the perineum parfait!"

the perineum parfait by Baxter1968 February 20, 2014

Perineum Pull 

A sexual act in where the penis is inserted into the anus and then the hand of the same male is inserted into the vagina. The hand then grasps the penis inside and masturbates till ejaculation.

Example sentence: Excuse me miss, may I interest you in a Perineum Pull.

Perineum Pull by stuffin-her-muffin December 26, 2007

ball peined 

you've just cut off a biker on the road... you didn't really care anyway... then in a flash the bike whips past and your car mirror or window has been smashed by his ball pein hammer.

the ball pein is preffered because all the force of the blow is concentrated on a very small point it will break glass, saftey glass, and human skulls very easlily.

-i was chatting on my cell phone, drinking a latte and i cut off this biker and he smashed my window out with a hammer!

-oh... you got ball peined?

ball peined by Bad Driver May 17, 2008

perineum 

the scientific term for chode, grundle, gooch, bifkin.

it's pronounced per-A-nE-um

perineum by smashpangler May 21, 2003

perineum 

perineum is the anatomical name for the area between a guy's scrotum and his anus.

The smell of Matt's perineum gives me an instant boner!

perineum by eda-skip December 21, 2021