Pensive Urticaria 

An allergic reaction that arises upon contact with logic of any kind. This illness is congenital and sometimes passes directly from mother or father to the offspring. To date, it is incurable.

Some well-known sufferers of this illness include Donald Trump, Justin Bieber, the entire Republican Party, and the majority of YouTube commenters.

I tried to explain the concept of evolution to my next door neighbor and he replied with an irrelevant Bible quote. I think he may suffer from a form of pensive urticaria.

Pensive Urticaria by Dremora Valkynaz September 2, 2016

pensive fist

when u wanna fist a bitch but u gotta think about it first

jeff: whats it called when u wanna fist a bitch but u gotta think about it
richard: pensive fist
jeff: k

pensive fist by iwidhdhjajdjxjdhfud6suudh July 23, 2018

pensive schmuck 

A detestable or idiotic person who is soberly thoughtful and of a melancholy nature.

Wallie the Pensive Schmuck

pensive schmuck by P Ant December 9, 2008

pensive cowboy 

simply my emotions 24/7 *yeets away*

human 1: hey
human 2: u r sketchy *pensive cowboy*

pensive cowboy by ewwlol March 31, 2019

National Pensive Day 

National pensive day, founded by some discord idiots, is a day where you type in the "pensive" emoji in any social media. The day falls on 6/9, which is the 9th of June.

Person 1: 😔

Person 2: Why’d you send that out of nowhere?

Person 1: It’s national pensive day!

National Pensive Day by RanoonRanoon June 3, 2021

Pencive 

That look on woman's faces when they find out what Mike Pence and The D mean by"Grab Them by the Pussy" after they over turn Roe Vs Wade.. It's an all encompassing Vice grip..

She looked Pencive after her redneck uncle forgot to pull out, now she has to raise the funding to get to Canada so she isn't forced to give birth to her nephew.

Pencive by Sparky b November 16, 2016

pensivemoji 

A mentally diseased individual who acts as a leader to other mentally diseased individuals on instagram dot com.

pensivemoji: *anything*
pensivemoji followers: "IM A TODDLER" "WHERE IS TODDLER I CAN'T LAUGH AT THIS"

pensivemoji by penis emoji shitpost enjoyer April 19, 2021