penisitis 

A disease causing the penis to turn to dust, usually accompanied by a "poof" sound. This disease is the cause of most fat, guyish lesbians (also known as bulldykes).
This disease is typically caused by sleeping with a person housing a certain bug found in most countries except vietnam. The bug is called a "urethratinsite". It crawls into the urethra and sucks all of the moisture out of the flesh and muscle in one swoop, leading the structure to dismember into a cloud of dust. The poof sound is created by the dust re-hydrating in the air.

"I can't sleep with her! Ill get penisitis!"

penisitis by the hangar October 20, 2008

pencilician 

A pencilician is someone who writes or draws using a pencil on paper, often contrasted with someone who does the aforementioned actions using a computer. Comes from Latin "penicillum" meaning "paintbrush" or "pencil", and "-icianus" meaning "originating from".

Joe is a great poet, but he's a pencilician so no one outside his close friends has ever heard his poetry.

pencilician by Quartia May 24, 2021

Penisitis 

Penisitis is a disease that kids can be born with. It is a disease that causes people to say penis or else they will get very sick and die. The most famous stripper in Africa (Haily Pourneya) was born with this life threatening and heart breaking disease.

Ex. "Did you hear about the new disease, penisitis??"

Penisitis by Haily pourneya February 7, 2022

Tonsil Penisitis 

An acute rash-like disease brought on by severe rubbing of a man's (or transexual person's) penis on another person's tonsils (Whores, and Gay Men, are most commonly diagnosed).

Investigator: How did the victim die?
Doctor: The victim died of a severe case of Tonsil Penisitis.
Investigator: That's fucked up.
Doctor: Yes, the people who get it generally are.

Tonsil Penisitis by MR>CROW October 2, 2009

penilitis 

a harsh form of punishment, the penis is surgically removed from the genital area and re-attached to the forehead of the offender

pick them pokemon cards up of da floor in there or it's penilitis for you boy!

penilitis by the kdw May 2, 2010

penisitis 

a person bound by their genitals

penisitis by the hore October 24, 2003

penisitis 

rare but common disorder in which one must always use sometimes two contradictory ideas

penisitis got you down?

penisitis by Bradleyfive April 20, 2008