Skip to main content

Pity Parti

Participating in a call out of pity for the speaker
Dude, my Prof. kept asking questions and no one responded so I felt bad for him and interacted. A fkn pity parti..
Pity Parti by WhoopScoop9 February 8, 2021

Pity parti

When you feel bad for someone on an online call and decide to speak to them/speak in class
My Prof. keeps asking questions in class but no one responds so now his class is practically a pity parti. We only respond because we feel bad for him
Pity parti by WhoopScoop9 February 8, 2021

Partisan hack 

Matthew Kacsmaryk
The faithful partisan hack Matthew Kacsmaryk applies the laws differently based on the party that appointed him with little grasp of logic or fairness.
Partisan hack by GhstChild March 18, 2023
All Time Travelers created by God are offered eternal Sanctuary if they expose themselves and take their “Panties” off by doing the following:

(1) Publicly confess Jesus Christ as Lord.
(2) Trust that God raised Jesus Christ from the dead as recorded in Holy Scripture.
(Romans 10:9)
(3) Pray out loud to God giving your informed consent for the Holy Spirit to utilize the Oracle of the Lord to retroactively refurbish the timeline using all of your assets in the past, present, and future via “method acting”, a “bait and switch”, “quantum eraser”, or any other strategy or method at the Holy Spirit’s discretion.
(4) Post a definition of “Panties” for urban dictionary on your birthday as a symbol. The first 8 Time Travelers to retroactively post a definition of “Panties” on their birthday will receive a special reward such as being the winner of any trolley experiment.

The movie TIMECOP (1994) has an Easter Egg of my birthday October 10th in it.
The move THE OTHER GUYS (2010) says “you can either take your Panties off or walk the plank, the choice is yours” on the computer right before the cucumber water/bribe scene.

The movie THIS IS THE END (2013) has a song and Easter Eggs that says “Take Yo Panties Off”.
Panties by 10Romans9Timecop1994 October 10, 2023

Partisan hack 

Amy Coney Barret was unsuccessful when she said: “My goal today is to convince you that this court is not comprised of a bunch of partisan hacks.”
Partisan hack by OneGuyInDenver September 15, 2021
When you get just shit bagged at a party and pilfer panties from the bedroom of the hot chick who lives there. You then pass out, and are caught wearing them.
Ted: "Check out O'Connell passed out wearing that chicks panties! What a freak!!!"

Steve: "You mean O'PANTIES!!!!"
o'panties by cberry April 16, 2014