Parental Controls 

Stuff parents, schools, and retards put on computers to block most bad websites. Sometimes it just blocks out porn and drug websites, but other times it blocks EVERY FUCKING WEBSITE such as Youtube, Agar.io, and any fun social media site.

Only retards use parental controls.

I want to bust a huge nut but my school has extremely strict parental controls

Parental Controls by TheExtremeEvoker August 14, 2018

parental controls 

something that overprotective parents put on their kids computers and televisions -but don't worry kids, their are sites you can get on

go to lemonrocks.com :-)or-
(girls-do a search on male genitles)

parental controls by web secrets December 7, 2003

Parental Ban 

When a parent catches their child's friend doing something bad (e.g smoking, swearing, drinking, shooting a BB gun) and disapproves of him, thus banning him from being friends with their child.

Onri:"Bye mom, I'm going out"
Mom:"with whom?"
Onri:"Natan"
Mom:"That kid who's always shooting his BB gun at people? No sir, you are staying home tonight!"

Natan got a Parental Ban.

Parental Ban by Ppelz October 14, 2011

parental delusion 

A habit parents have of believing their children are special or superior to other children when it is clear to outsiders they aren't

Parent: Our Billy is amazing, he'll be president some day
Other person: I think you may be suffering from parental delusion

parental delusion by arneh July 5, 2010

parental unit 

Parents.

parental unit by Anonymous July 12, 2003

parental democracy 

1. A pseudo-democratic government, where the democratic nature of the country is of great value without forsaking the aspect of executive oversight, to protect and secure not what the citizens want but what is thought to be in their best interest.

2. A nanny state; usually intended derisively.

When we live in a parental democracy, where the two blocks that govern do not offer alternatives, when the state becomes, as in Goya's painting, Saturn devouring his children, the radicals emerge, young anarchists flying their flags made ​​of gunpowder.

parental democracy by Mahus November 8, 2012

parental controls 

Software designed by parents to keep their children from discovering new things about life.

The kid could not bypass the parental controls to get what he needed.

parental controls by BounceFire December 2, 2021