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Fair Weather Ownership 

When credit is claimed when things go well, but blame is assigned elsewhere when things don't.
One of my team members believes in Fair Weather Ownership. People were happy when he made a big song and dance about the dashboard he just built. When somebody pointed out a minor glitch his response was "it's not my code. it's Firefox that's making it error like that".

take ownership

Being forced to take on someone else's shit jobs
Boss - Hi I need you to Take Ownership of cleaning the toilet...

Worker - I need you to Take Ownership of my arse
take ownership by Rudebwoy39 November 21, 2017

Fractional ownership 

When your friend is being a cheap, sneaky son of a bitch.
Mauss is trying to trick me into fractional ownership of a camper and/or plane.
Fractional ownership by c-dall October 15, 2016

Transitive Property of Ownership 

The equation that shows the moment in which a suburb changes to the "inner city"

Drive-by + Suburb = Inner city
There was a drive-by in the Fryelands last night? When did this place become such a hood? Well according to the Transitive Property of Ownership last night changed everything

digital ownership 

The virtual proprietary rights of digital assets belongs to someone is digital ownership.
digital assets belongs to someone is digital ownership

private ownership 

An ownership that is private
private ownership by Melufuck July 25, 2022