orifice vulgatron 

A member of a dubstep/rap group called Foreign Beggars. Also just the best name to call yourself of all time.

Q: Who's this awesome rapper in Palm of My Hand?
A: that's Orifice Vulgatron
Q: who...?
A: jfgi

orifice vulgatron by Cloud|Burn December 17, 2014

orifice people prodders

A group dedicated to persuading, or eliciting a response from people by stimulating an opening of their body such as a nostril or the anus.

Often mistaken for aliens from outer space, the orifice people prodders would continues their relentless assault on the anuses of the the human race.

orifice people prodders by Impudicus April 10, 2019

Orifice of Power 

The vagina of a woman.

Ted wanted to watch football on sunday evening but went with Michelle to her parent's for dinner instead because the temptation of her orifice of power overcame him.

Orifice of Power by yhmsdp00 August 17, 2009

Orifice Ejaculation 

Occurs when one ejaculates through every orifice of the body: Ears, nose, mouth, etc. It is described as a very powerful feeling, many times more powerful than one's average daily splooge. A test conducted last year revealed that the orifice ejaculation has a hormone release 69 times greater than that of masturbation, cocaine, and shrooms combined.

Note: the ability to orifice ejaculate is extremely rare, so rare that certain people exalt them as rulers or even deities. This is known as orificism.

I just can't wait to tell my wife I had an orifice ejaculation last night

Orifice Ejaculation by sniquemazter November 22, 2016

Orifice Puckering Compound

Orifice Puckering Compound marketed and sold under the name OPC. A powdery compound created from grape seed extract and pushed by network marketers and MLM companies that promises to be a cure-all and sold for an inflated price.

I bought this crap from my brother called OPC. When he told me the price, my asshole puckered up tight as a drum. That shit should be called Orifice Puckering Compound, not OPC!

Orifice Puckering Compound by MayorPogo May 13, 2010

Orifice Hunter 

noun: bi sexual predator that hooks up with any port in the storm without regard to race, creed, physical dimension, disability, religion, and familial status , brother, sister, cousins...

A filthy Mother Fucker.

"a hole, is a hole, is a hole"

This fuckin Orifice Hunter tried to fuck my ass... dude I'm not gay.

Orifice Hunter by Chester Cheese Dick July 22, 2010

orifice tube

another word for the male organ. dick.

he stuck his orifice tube into every orifice on her body.

orifice tube by stuart ivey February 27, 2008