Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi

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pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun

To masturbate onesself to and emission, usually of great and satisfying proportions.

masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off

I saw this hot girl, but my mother was with me, so when I got home, I went to my room and blasted off by pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun.

pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun by Holden_Magroin June 23, 2010

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pulls girls on the ground

pulls girls on the ground by Timpullsgirls on teh ground November 15, 2021

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pulled the balls on you

taken advantage of, as well as psychologically and financially abused -in terms of online manipulation- and you being too ignorant or gullible to realize it.

beware of each and every Craigslist response you get to your ad, especially if someone has already pulled the balls on you. once bitten, twice shy as they say

pulled the balls on you by Uncle Dimma March 3, 2018

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pulled the balls on you

( to pull the balls on you): for someone to take advantage of and psychologically abuse you -in terms of online manipulation-as well as maybe financially- and you were too ignorant or gullible to realize it

beware of each and every Craigslist response you get to your ad, especially if someone has already pulled the balls on you. once bitten, twice shy as they say

pulled the balls on you by Uncle Dimma May 8, 2018

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