worst song on the ugliest guitar 

something that is miserable or pathetic.

Telling your girlfriend that she has a hairy back and should wax it is like telling her that she is the worst song on the ugliest guitar.

worst song on the ugliest guitar by katie tran November 5, 2006

Shredding on my electric guitar 

This terminology is referred to those who are shredding on their electric guitar in the basement. Such individuals are considered the coolest people on earth. Just imagine your friend comes over to your house, just to head to the basement to shred his electric guitar. Thats radical man.

A: yo bro welcome to my house bro
B: sorry man ima be on my own, shredding on my electric guitar in the basement brah
A: whoa so cool

Shredding on my electric guitar by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

Guitar Hero on Tour 

Basically Guitar Hero on Nintendo DS, It's crap!
Theirs not Orange Tab
Effects look crappy
How the hell can a lefty play?
The commercial is gay
Little kids rock out to it

12 year old: "ZOMG! I just did expert on my Guitar Hero on Tour OMG OMG!"

Real Guitar hero player: "Fuck you, Try it on real Guitar Hero"

Hands Guitar hero to 12 year old: *confused on expert*
"I can't play cause your game sucks dick"

Guitar Hero on Tour by Pink_is_metal March 29, 2008

Guido on-a-bike

A sex position referred to by Itallians in which both partners wear a sock on their off hand, while taking turns role playing being "caught on a bike"

Hey John Cena, I heard you tried Guido on-a-bike with your girl last night.

Guido on-a-bike by waterLOSER15 September 30, 2010

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The American male's guide on how to get more pussy.

The title of a book by Keith Curtis that is the classic text in the science of pickupology which states all of it's basic principles.

Have you read the American male's guide on how to get more pussy? The American male's guide on how to get more pussy? The American male's guide on how to get more pussy.

The American male's guide on how to get more pussy. by Deep blue 2012 March 2, 2010

the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society 

Expression used to describe someone who is completely useless and black.

Jermaine Defoe is "the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society"

the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society by Elburno March 2, 2008