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omlet time

ok now... dis is the time matt hazan is feeling da need to eat eggs.. or do laundry
i cant i cant play pokaaaa... its omlet time
omlet time by Trey Davis March 16, 2005

crusty omlet 

When a guy busts in a girls ear and then folds it over, like an omlet.
Damn my ear hurts! John gave me a crusty omlete last night.
crusty omlet by adawg123456 October 31, 2007
The vagina after sex when filled with semen and vaginal juices.
Carl banged his girlfriend Judy until he blew his hot load in her pussy. Afterward, he went down and ate her delicious Egg Omlet.
Egg Omlet by Eaton Holgoode July 4, 2009

Arkansas Omlet 

The name given to an abortion, when one uses a coathanger and sticks it inside the vagina to abort the baby.
Cletus gave his wife Rebecca an Arkansas Omlet after a sex filled weekend up in th mountains in their travel trailor.
Arkansas Omlet by Justin was here November 10, 2010
Nig omlet refers to a black, amish child.
Have you ever seen a nig omlet?!

Are there any nig omlets?

I just saw a nig omlet in a buggy!
nig omlet by Shneven December 29, 2011

Portuguese Omlet 

Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.
Dick and Jane made a Portuguese Omlet
Portuguese Omlet by Mistahtom September 6, 2005