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vowel obstruction 

You experience a vowel obstruction when you're beginning game of Scrabble. You draw tiles to bring you up to the regulation seven, and they are all vowels. Seven Vowels. All you can play is "a". Then you draw another tile, and it's a "u"!
I looked down at my letters, and they are all vowels! Couldn't make a decent play....complete vowel obstruction.

Obstructionist in Chief 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
The Obstructionist in Chief is a very stable genius who has obstructed every possible investigation into every treasonous thing he has done since his stint as POTUS began.

obstructive 

Someone who will deliberately try to be unhelpful for self satisfaction.
He was obstructive in his description of where he was, so he watched the delivery driver go round three times before he found him.
obstructive by goonermum November 9, 2015

obstructionist 

One who designs or acts in a way that obstructs others, making it difficult or impossible to do what needs to be done. Frequently uses conflict of interest to obstruct others. Also known as an asshole or duh-weeb, and most likely proud of it.
When you have to drive six blocks just to go around the corner, it's a good sign that the engineer who planned the city's one-way streets was an obstructionist.

For more examples, see bureaucracy, committee mentality, legislator, attorney, and corporation.
obstructionist by Downstrike November 24, 2004

obstructionist 

One who systematically impedes or interrupts progress.
Obstructionist Examples

The person blocking the middle of the shopping isle that does not realize your presence.

someone who attempts to impede passage of legislation by the use of delaying tactics.

obstructicator 

(n) An administrator of the typical sort, who rose to power more through ambition, aggression and connections than through skill, education or intelligence, and who does more to obstruct than to facilitate the functioning and operations of the institution.
The obstructicator was proud of the new forms he had created to cover every possible activity that could be carried out in his department.
obstructicator by Heptune May 19, 2005