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fat nooner

A term for popping a wheelie, usually on a motorcycle, and usually performed by a motobro. Not as dank as a fat ass nooner.
I'll be rippin fat nooners all over town soon as I get my gixxer
fat nooner by Nig downtown J-dubya February 6, 2017
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Tuesday nooner 

When you text your significant other and state that you want to put their vagina in your mouth
Hey Heather, it’s Tuesday . You know what that means? Time for your Tuesday nooner.
Tuesday nooner by The nooner knows February 7, 2021

mega dank nooner 

When you do such a dank whoolie on your motorcycle that the front tire point straight up hence “nooner”
Kyle - “I busted a mega dank nooner right by that cop and as soon as he lit me up I dropped a gear and dusted his ass”

Tod - “sure dude, now can you finish your work you’re still on the clock”

Super mega dank nooner 

A wheelie so good that the front tire points to our lord and savior valentino rossi. If your bike does not die from oil starvation are you even popping a wheelie
Did you see that squid on the gsxr1000 popping a super mega dank nooner

Jobbie Nooner 

A huge annual midsummer Friday afternoon boat, booze, beads and boobs party on Gull Island on Lake St Clair, Michigan. Back in the 1980s the auto industry used to hire a bunch of contract designers known as "Jobbies" since they would jump form job to job for an extra 25 cents an hour. On a hot sunny day, they would sometimes leave at noon (pull a nooner) and take their boats for a cruise on Lake St Clair.
Hey, are you blowing off work to go to the Jobbie Nooner?
Jobbie Nooner by steveweree June 28, 2010
Sex done at lunch, your lunch break or around noon. Made famous by Al Bundy of "Married with Children".
I set the sammich on her head while she sucked my shit dry. Nooners rock.
nooner by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003