Negative fucks 

When you have less than zero fucks to give. You literally have depleted all your rollover fucks and used up a certain amount of future fucks as well. The amount you care about something is approaching negative infinity.

A customer walks into a retail establishment with a bitchy complaint. Miko says to her dumb hoe employee, "Kelly you take care of her I give negative fucks, my fucks are used up all the way to next week."

Negative fucks by babyuf123 April 28, 2014

negative distance 

A term for having sex in a long distance relationship. A couple in an attempt to reduce the average distance between each other, should try to spend alot of time negative distance from each other when they are together.

Hunny, I just wanna be negative distance from you all weekend.

negative distance by antgg February 2, 2010

General Negative 

1) Someone who always give negative responses when asked about anything.

2) A pessimistic person. Always think about the worst.

1)Person A : Let's go out for dinner later?

General negative : No,I can't go out.
Person A : How about tomorrow?
General negative : Nope, impossible.
Person A : HOW about the day after?
General negative : Negative.

2) When visiting a friend in hospital, he'll probably say something like "Oh damn, you are going to die."

General Negative by LuLIzFine September 10, 2009

Necktie45 

A new age racist.

Me and my homies despise NeckTie45 for his racially blasphemous message containing a specifically arranged set of letters to form a slur and sent via Discord. Our feelings will remain antonymic of ephemeral unless NeckTie45 has made ammends.

Necktie45 by anonymous April 18, 2021

duck wearing a necktie 

When a person would like to comment on a useless feature on something, he or she can compare it to a duck wearing a necktie.

Cut out vents and a fox tail on the antenna? That's like a duck wearing a necktie.

duck wearing a necktie by Cranberry Bob January 16, 2020

negative waves 

Someone with a morbid lack of optimism and fixated belief that things will always go wrong.

also known as: NG Waves

"Why don't you knock it off with them Negative Waves! Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here. Why can't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change" - Oddball (Kelly's Heroes 1970)

negative waves by a loser July 6, 2004

nakative 

Being negative about how you look when you're naked. Like if you're a fat girl and you look at yourself in the mirror and you don't like what you see, or maybe you're a skinny girl and you still don't think you're skinny enough, or maybe you're a really skinny guy and you want to have more muscles, or maybe you're a fat guy and you want to lose some weight.

"When I got out of the shower last night I was being so nakative. I really need to get rid of my lovehandles."

"I know what you mean girl."

nakative by JasonAnderson80 August 25, 2011