Museum Hands
When a person's hands get covered in cum resulting in being unable to touch anything, much like in a museum.
Museum Hands by Director October 23, 2014
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museum feet
Numbness and pain in the feet caused by long periods of standing and slow walking in a museum. A symptom of Museum Leg Syndrome, and very similar to mall feet. The condition is exacerbated when the facility is lacking in benches.
"After four hours in the museum, we each had to take off our shoes and rub our feet. We definitely had museum feet."
museum feet by yes juanito yes September 14, 2014
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Museum Level
The dosage of psychoactive substance (particularly 2CB) whereby you can feel the effects, but not appear to be an obvious dope fiend when in public. As coined by Dr Alexander Shulgin.
Museum Level by babasutus February 3, 2009
Museum Leg Syndrome
Also known as MLS. Similar to mall feet. A feeling of exhaustion, particularly in the legs, after only a short period of time in a museum. This syndrome is most severe in art museums. Although sitting temporarily eases the pain, the feeling becomes worse upon standing up.
Dude, you're really digging this Monet.
Nah. It's just my Museum Leg Syndrome was really bad, and this painting had a bench in front of it.
Nah. It's just my Museum Leg Syndrome was really bad, and this painting had a bench in front of it.
Museum Leg Syndrome by J Quizzay January 18, 2009
Museum of Sex
1. Popular New York City tourist attraction whose mission is to "preserve and present the history, evolution and cultural significance of human sexuality. 2. wank bank
Museum of Sex by Museumgoer February 1, 2019
Museum Fatigue
The type of exhaustion you get from walking from place to place, stopping, thinking about what you are seeing, then continuing. This happens often in a museum.
Museum Fatigue by Prof. Chaos October 3, 2008