Eddie Murphied

To unknowingly have sex with a man who passes for a woman

Dave: I got so drunk last night I slept with an ugly prostitute!

Ron: That was a man dude, you got Eddie Murphied

Eddie Murphied by NeighborhoodWriterman January 11, 2022

The Murphie phamilie 

The Murphie Phamilie once was your typical household, this however was before coal burn. After coal burn or AC as they like to call it. They became the most Manky, incest ridden family this side the of scotland .

boy 1 : Your uncle is your Brother

Your sister is your mother

You all shag one another

The murphie phamilie

murphie 1 : That's just no true

Murphies 2 through 12 : yeah

The Murphie phamilie by ronocthedefiler June 23, 2015

murphed up

Being extremely intoxicated and abrasive.

Man, I drank a bottle of Jamo last night. I was completely murphed up.

murphed up by Murphy mcmurphy August 8, 2015

murphed out

verb : to behave in a crazy way, particularly characterised by weird facial expressions followed shortly by rapidly falling asleep.

lol, i totally murphed out last night!
I must have been taking murph pills

murphed out by ego-chimp September 30, 2005

murph, murphed, murphing 

vacillating in one's progress toward a goal, or dithering as to what if any goal to pursue, in relaxed, leisurely fashion, yet all the while being nominally engaged in trying to be productive

We just sortof murphed around this afternoon, didn't really get anything much done although we started and then got distracted from several projects.

murph, murphed, murphing by Scottosaurus August 3, 2003

Murphiest 

The worst timing possible.

This test is the murphiest.

Murphiest by Clan Chowder November 19, 2016

dirty murphed 

when a grotesque, unpleasant man by the name of murphy is drunk off his ass and has succeeded to get in the pants of one of his targets.

"DAMN did you get dirty murphed last night???!!"
"shit I may have been black out fo dat"

"Why is she is she in the hospital??"
"She got dirty murphed.....she needa get that shit checked out"

dirty murphed by almostdirtymurphedgurl January 3, 2013