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Mobile sperm bank 

An individual who is a bit of a whore and addicted to semen often confused with a cum slut. They tend to be used as a sperm receptacle especially in a dogging session
You can see Dion must of walked by, he leaves a trail like a snail from his ass.... It’s because he is a mobile sperm bank... Must be filled to the brim again.. .
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morbillion

100 x 34 Trillion. Also known as how many tickets Morbius sold
Person 1: "Have you seen the 2022 action film released by Sony Pictures, 'Morbius'?
Person 2: "I have, what about it?"
Person 1: "It sold a Morbillion tickets"
Person 2: "Morbius"
Person 1: "Morbius"
morbillion by Moustache_rekt April 25, 2022

It's Morbin' Time.

Famous catchphrase uttered by Morbius at the climax of the highest-grossing film of all time, "Morbius".
"I cried when he said "It's Morbin' Time." such an emotional moment!"
It's Morbin' Time. by Morboid April 30, 2022

morbillion

Amount of tickets that the Marvel movie

morbius sold in the box office. If morbius sells 100 tickets it will be a morbillion, if it sells a trillion tickets it will also be a morbillion.
Morbius is the first movie ever to sell a morbillion tickets
The best piece of fiction seen in over 6,000,000,000,000 years.
Yo you guys see morbius it was fire
Morbius by Variant647 April 1, 2022

mombitch 

moms that are pms-ed ALL the time and make up reasons to yell at their kids since they have no other ppl to berate. usually divorced and/or working at high-stress jobs. kid basically becomes a burden to them, STILL, they won't let the dad have the kid b/c of their stupid arrogant pride. these bitches will get pissed off just seeing their kid's face (especially w/ a report card). just think: endure until you finish high school. then leave and never come back, leave a note "bye forever you stupid verbal-abuse bitch. i will definitely not miss you. im crying with happiness. you probably are too, you selfish loud tard." don't confuse these with the "teach-moms" that actually explain why they yell.
If you're a "mombitch", you're probably reading this comment over your kid's shoulder and will proceed to yell at them and force them to promise to take care of you. yep, that confirms you. you're 100% mombitch. if you now proceed to beat your kid, just so you know, you're going to hell.
mombitch by only2moreyearskid May 30, 2006

MorbiusSweep 

To commit MorbiusSweep, is to spread the gospel of Sonys Morbius starring House Of Gucci breakout - Jared Leto.
The Flash? Haha, No it's all about #MorbiusSweep.

There is only one path to peace - #MorbiusSweep.
MorbiusSweep by TheMCJL March 13, 2022