fudge monkey 

The occassional result of anal sex between a man and a man or a man and a woman. This occurs after the man withdraws his penis and it is covered with fecal matter.

Yo, bro, you gave me a fudge monkey. Why didn't you douche?

fudge monkey by Rosie's Dad May 5, 2005

South Haven Fudge monkey 

Split a banana in half, smear it with peanut butter, sprinkle chocolate chips on it. Fold it up and ram it up a girls ass. Fuck her doggy style until the chocolate melts, then pull out banana, cum on it and eat it together.

Over labor day we went to South Haven, Mi and AND i gave my girlfriend a South Haven Fudge Monkey

South Haven Fudge monkey by firelane23 October 19, 2008

Fudge Monkeys

A derogative for a curse word. this word is used to replace bad words

I just locked my keys in my car...Fudge Monkeys !

Fudge Monkeys by Jippy N. April 3, 2009

Blasting fudge monkeys 

Shitting dark chocolate turds

I knew the man was in the bathroom blasting fudge monkeys down the toilet

Blasting fudge monkeys by Abbien0rmal September 11, 2016

fudge monkeys

word used instead of fuck or shit

Jim stubs his toe.

Jim:oh fudge monkeys

fudge monkeys by gman710 April 27, 2010

What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys 

Abbreviated as 'WTFFM'

A way to show enormous frustration without actually cursing. Taking from the popular acronym WTF.

Friend: "You do know that she's cheating on you right?"

You: "What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys man! You better be kidding!"

Friend: "Sorry dude, but it is true."

You: "Argh!"

What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys by Hyn May September 27, 2010

fudgey monkeys 

A curse word to be used in times of frustration.

Fudgey monkeys, my computer isn't working.

fudgey monkeys by imyjimmy October 20, 2008