The Ol' Monkey Claw 

Le piece de resistance. Giving a Carl to-go and then finishing up with a Chili Dog.

And I thought it just tasted good! Man, I could take that Ol' Monkey Claw all fuckin night!

The Ol' Monkey Claw by Sam February 26, 2005

Monkey clawed eagle 

1.) a monkey who has claws of an eagle. Usually known as epic good chicken too.

2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.

1.) *barbara brings in chicken for thanksgiving*

tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!

2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥

Monkey clawed eagle by Meowmix765 January 7, 2011

monkeyclaw 

A loud and particularly wet fart, one that presumably rips your anus apart. From the infamous "Not Without My Anus" episode of South Park.

Oh Terrance, would you like a MonkeyClaw?
I sure would!
PFfFFFTTTTHHHT
BAH hahahah

monkeyclaw by Professor Panic February 28, 2005

Monkeyclap 

This term comes from the movie "What Lays Beneath" in which two lesbians have sex in the bathroom. One of the women bends over the sink while the other fingers her from behind. She inserts both hands such that they are facing each other, palm to palm, and then she begins a clapping motion. Reminiscent of a toy monkey with symbols, the term monkeyclapping was born.

Holy shit! Last night was crazy. I just monkeyclapped that girl that we met at the frat house.

Monkeyclap by Hey Girls Club October 16, 2007

monkeyclan 

clan of rare almost extinct monkeys located in the fantabulous town of tralee located in tralee in kerry in ireland in europe in the world in the milky way eircode BREEN78291

monkeyclan 4 life

monkeyclan by breenxmonkey700 December 30, 2022