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Eye molesting 

When someone is talking to you and watching something that isn't your eyes that you wish they weren't.
I.e: pervy old men talking to your breasts FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MY EYES AREN'T IN MY TITS - I THINK I'D BE ON EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD IF THEY WERE
OMG I was just eye molested by my IT teacher

STOP EYE MOLESTING ME YOU PERVE
Eye molesting by Who cares? December 17, 2005

guitar molestation

either too much guitar in a song or too long and too many solos.
eddie van halen is severely guilty of guitar molestation.
guitar molestation by george January 20, 2005

Molestation 

Two definitions:

1- Rape of sexual assault.

2- What you yell when you grab someone suddenly without warning.
1- Your mom was convicted in that molestation case.

2-

Figure.10: *sneaks up behind you*

You: "la la la.."

Figure.10: *launches!*

You: "AHH HOLY SHIT!!"

Figure.10: "Molestaion!!!"
Molestation by Figure.10 June 30, 2009

Mutual Molestation 

Mutual molestation is a type of consentual sexual relation in which both parties molest eachother, giving it the name mutual molestation, or "mm" for short
Both of us were touching each other, so it was mutual molestation

Midget molesting may 

Oh boy, and you thought no nut November was bad, in midget molesting may you have to molest every midget you see
Steve: Ok what you doing to that midget?

Rob: I'm molesting him, its midget molesting may

Steve: oh ok that's fine

Kitten molesting butt fuckers 

why the fuck did you even search this?
Kitten molesting butt fuckers are tasty and horny.