compulsive masterbater 

A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.

"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"

compulsive masterbater by thee definer;) March 15, 2014

Coat Hanger Masterbater

One who strokes his weiner in the closet

"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"

Coat Hanger Masterbater by ashley November 13, 2004

Gamer masterbater 

This one is especially for gaymers, it is when you stick your controller up your ass and then you turn on vibrate

Danny: I definately a gamer masterbater
Steve: Yeah me too

Gamer masterbater by genghis September 13, 2016

Later Masterbater 

Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."

Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.

You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?

Hooker:.......yes.

You: Later masterbater.

Later Masterbater by It's Bailey Bitch!!! May 3, 2010

emo masterbater 

Someone so emo they cut themselves while masterbating and use the blood as lube.

Dudes totally an emo masterbater

emo masterbater by svensterama December 3, 2014

The lonely masterbater 

When your irrational fan base immediately masturbate when they hear your name. Even after your failed career.

Chad heard the name Jimmer in the produce section, now those apples have a protein glaze and he is know as "the lonely masterbater."

The lonely masterbater by Bman88 April 8, 2019

Dutch Oven Masterbater 

A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.

William harris jr,will take a Dutch Oven Masterbater over a woman anyday!

Dutch Oven Masterbater by williampoop23 March 29, 2009