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Marry me! 

An expression one may use when attempting to deflect or avoid a conversation. The person saying this expression may also be attempting to make it look like the other person (in the conversation) is saying something ridiculous.

Originated by Mae "Maeby" Fünke on the television series, "Arrested Development".
1) Michael: ...Why aren’t you in school right now?
Maeby: Marry me!

2) (Mort takes Maeby's book report thinking it's a movie treatment)
Mort Meyers: What's this? So, you're this Funke everyone's been talking about. You can't be more than what? Fifteen?
Mae "Maeby" Fünke: (laughing nervously) Marry me!
Marry me! by AvsC April 13, 2008

marry it and be its bitch

An expression of total adoration and surrender. Said of a person, object, or situation that you're totally in love with to the point where you'd completely give yourself to, dignity and all. It also implies that the object in question is awesome enough to be worth of dominating you completely.
Dolores: Here comes Brad!
Angela: Goddamn, I love him! I just wanna marry him and be his sweet little bitch!

Tim: Check out that sweet Viper over there!
Bill: Ah, baby! I'd marry that and be its sweet little bitch.

Janet: SPRING BREAK! WOOT!
Craig: Why don't you fuckin' marry it and be its bitch?
To wed a partner with a social status well above one's own.
Senator Kerry knows how to marry up.
marry up by Ken Marsh July 18, 2008

Marry your daughter type of guy 

A marry your daughter type of guy is a good, supportive person that you’d want your daughter to date. He is respectful to others, is helpful, and makes sure to always do the right thing. He truly cares about others and is loyal.
“He’s so supportive of our daughter.”
“Yeah, he’s a marry your daughter type of guy!”

Marry Sue 

Marry Sue
Sueish

A book that has a main character that is emotionless, and really has not found a place in the story or identity.

# Sueish- MC's

Undeveloped person to the point of cliche.
Oh my- I was mortified said Marry Sue being Sueish- Marry was lost looking into his eyes- seeing his perfect everything, holding in her breath, and to dumb to remember to breathe.
Marry Sue by M. R. Duriez October 9, 2018

Marry Screw Kill

A type of would-you-rather game in which you are given three people's names (typically celebrities or people that are well-known to you) and you have to choose one to marry, one to screw, and one to kill.
"Okay, Marry Screw Kill: Leonardo DiCaprio, Taylor Lautner, Ryan Gosling."
"That's easy! Marry Leo, screw Ryan, and kill Taylor."